There was a drunk man walking down the street turning his car keys back and forth.

A policeman came up to him and asked, "Sir, what are you doing?"

The drunk replied, "I am looking for my car, the last time I saw it, it was on the end of these keys."

The police officer said, "Sir, do you know your zipper is down?"

The drunk replied, "Oh no! I lost my wife, too!"